Tick, tock Sam… tick tock… only a few more months until douche bag has to face the judge and explain why he was carrying 10,000 oxycodone pills… he faces up to 20 years in prison. So yeah, I guess I’d be spending as much time with his blond bimbo as possible. You know who loves pompous celebrities? Prisoners. You know who loves black dudes hooking up with white chicks? Skinheads. Have fun.

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