That’s great, you invite Xerxes here to “stop by” your Grand Opening, pay her gobs of cash and she pretty much rips you off by wearing something you’d expect to see on her mother. Actually, that’s not true, knowing her mother she’d be working the thong bikini for the attention Bruce is obviously not giving her. But you get the point. She’s at a pool party, but she’s not wearing a bathing suit. I’m sure that was part of the contract the party organizers overlooked. Ooops.

I do however, admire her resolve. She didn’t spend her weekend pretending to be a hippie at Coachella. No, she’s staying true to who she is. A promotional w*ore. Pretending to be having a good time with her “friends” who all just paid big bucks to come see her. Besides, someone’s gotta pay the bills.

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